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Bruce L
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Too Smart

Postby Bruce L » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:19 am

A few deer hunters would always ride their four wheelers to the bar after thier evening hunt...One night a police officer was staking out the bar for these guys for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different four wheelers before he found his. He sat on his four wheeler fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and rode off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him by the trail entrance behind the bar. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzle officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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