Why dont you ride with your wife?
A man who was crossing the road on his four wheeler had bad timing and got stopped by a police officer who happened to be passing by at that time. The following exchange takes place .....
The man says: What's the problem officer?
Officer: You were tresspassing on government land there.
Man: Sorry sir. I thought that was still my uncle's property sir.
Wife: Oh, Harry. Your told me that was government land!
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for no license plate.
Man: No license plate? Oh my, I think it must have fell of back on the trail.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you've known about that for a year.
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your helmet.
Man: Oh, we just took them off to take a break here by the road so we can have a smoke.
Wife: Oh, Harry, we don't smoke.
Man: turns to his wife and yells - "Shut your **** mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks: "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: No, only when he's been drinking."
The honest Wife
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